Thursday, November 3, 2016

calendar art



This is my calendar art from Cinderella and  Rockefeller 

pirates and apple watch's

Bang! Bang! “What was that?” I asked, “I think it was those dirty pirates. They probably want our apple watches. Get me my Jack!”
Jack was the strongest of the group. Jaykib was the leader and also the most handsome. Jack had a very big six pack and his muscles were the size of  watermelons. Jerome was Jack's son. He was the weakest of them all.
Bang! “Jack get the machine guns and the bombs!” I yelled.  “Aye aye, Sir!” Jack saluted.
“Come here babe. Where are the kids?” I asked my girlfriend.
“Get a room you two” said Jack. “Help, help!” I heard.                                                          

“HELP! HELP!” screamed the kids. “Did you hear that?” asked Jack.
“Hear what?” I replied. “HELP! HELP!” I heard in the distance.
“Kids, where are you?” I yelled.
“Over here!” the kids called.
“If you ever want to see them again, hand over the Apple watches.” the pirate snarled.
“Ok, ok!” I said.  I turned to Jack and whispered, “Make some fake Apple watches and give them to him.”
“Yes sir!” replied Jack.  He left the room and returned a few minutes later with a box of what looked like Apple watches.
“Here you go, now give me the kids,” I said as I gave the box to the pirate. I turned to Jack and yelled, “Jack, get the bombs! Throw them and run! Don't forget the kids!”
BOOM! BANG! “You shall pay for that!” boomed the pirate. He turned to his men and roared, “Boys, get on the back up ship now before our other ship sinks!” “HELP! Guys it’s too risky, leave him there!” yelled the first mate as he pulled the anchor up and prepared to sail away.  
“Shame on you!” cried the head pirate. “Please! Help me!  Don’t leave me here!”
I looked at the pitiful pirate and a wave of sympathy washed over me.  
“Jack, go and save the poor man. He can be a part of our crew.”
“Yes, yes!” agreed the pirate, “Just save me!”
“Jack go and get him.” I said wearily.
“Thank you for saving me,” whimpered the pirate. “Where am I sleeping?”
“You will be sleeping in the same room as everyone else,” I answered.  “You get the far bed the to your right. Sheets and stuff are in the cupboard. If you want something, help yourself. The toilet is the first door to your left. The shower is the first door to the right and there is food in the nice shiny kitchen. The cook is busy so do not, I mean do not, bother her!”  
“Kids, are you ok?” I asked. “Yes, Dad” they replied.
“Where is your mum?” I asked them.
“She is in the bedroom.” they said.  
I walked down the hallway to the bedroom where my girlfriend was lying on the bed. “Babe, what is the matter?” I asked her.
“I have only got 2 months to live,” she sobbed.
“What can I do to stop this?” I pleaded.
“You have to sell the Apple watches.” she begged. “That is the exact amount the treatment to cure me costs.”
“Ok,” I agreed.
“Take me to the nearest buccaneer shop,” she instructed.  “Then take me to the Jolly Roger.”
“They will treat you and give you the best treatment in the world,” I assured her. “They have the best doctor in the world that we know of.”              

1 month later….

“Kids, come here, Mum is out of therapy!” I called. “No jumping and screaming though because Mum will be tired.  Let her go back to sleep if she starts drifting away waves after waves slowly driftin.
“Hi Mum,” smiled the kids.
“Hi babe,” I grinned. “Kids, show mum the Dab!”
“Wow, who taught you that?” she asked.
“Dad did,” they laughed. “When is she allowed out?” they asked me. While  right now.      
Ok boys take hear to the ship Arrr no babe don't worry kapow boom nice mum where did you learn that that’s another story what is your name it it it  is van prenter please do not heart me. Lock him up let’s go home.

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Holiday Haiku

 Try figure out what my Holiday Haiku is and leave your answer in the comments.

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Cinderella & Rockerfella CSNS Productions

Did you know that the College Street Normal School has had a production at the Regent Theatre? How cool is that?   I am in the boys dance and mime act with Ashwin and Carter.First lets talk about boys dance.  The boys dance is such a fun experience because it is just a lot of boys dancing to the set moves. The music was a real good jam. So were all the sick dance moves like the dab. My favourite part in boys dance was the end. It was amazing because at the end we had a sick part in it. It involved jumping and stopping on one side while the other side carried on.

My heart was racing like a Formula 1 going it's top speed .My head was filled with mixed emotions. I felt confused scared and then...it all went away and I felt happy excited.  Now I am relieved because the production is over and we all did an amazing job.      

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Weetbix tryathlon

Splash as I get into the pool it went straight over my head. I swam back to the top and held onto the dive board. The man gave me a flutter board because I started to struggling. Then I was fine I finally got out the pool. I jogged over to my bike I said to my self  jaykib you can do this so I got on my bike and eventually got to were I have to hop of my bike.Just the run left i said to my self you can do it you can do it i ran with all my life. I crossed the finish i felt so proud of my self

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Fun in New Plymouth


New Plymouth is a fun place to visit for a holiday because there are lots of exciting things to do for all ages.  Did you know that there is a place called Bowlarama that has a glow in the dark mini golf. And in the same building there is a bowling ally how cool is that.The ball for the mini golf Even glows.These are the times that they are open Monday 1pm – 9pm Tuesday 10am – 9.30pm  Wednesday 10am – 9.30pm Thursday 10am – 10pmFriday 10am – 10.30pm Saturday 10am – 10.30pm Sunday 10am – 9pm.So come down to New Plymouth and have a fun time in bowlarama hear is the link to there website    http://goo.gl/eMZm2C      

From Jaykib

Monday, May 16, 2016

Where I like to learn in Grill 2.0

Where should I start there is so many place is to work there is the hideout  room the hub the hall of fame and the hangout room and year.  One of my favourite place to work is the hub. The hub is the main class it is one of my favourite places to work because you can just about see every think and it is close to the teacher and you can hear them better.       

from jaykib


Monday, May 2, 2016

What I did in the holiday

Mum the movie is about to start turn your phone off now.Apparently this movie is very good. WWaaa! mum we should have gone to the 3:00 movie because of the kid that keeps screaming. welcome to Zootopia where animals are now together then against each other and a rabbit try's to become the very first rabbit police officer WWaaa! mum worst time to go to the movie but an amazing movie.    Here is the trailer if you want to watch it       https://goo.gl/Cbw2Rb
                                                                                And that is my holiday                            

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Swimming sports

Mr R said "Can all the flutter board boys come to to me!" I jumped into the pool with a nervous sensation in my stomach.  I clutched the yellow flutter board in front of me and looked around to see who else was in the race.  I was happy to see that five out of the six boys in my race were from my house, Weka.

"On your marks!  Get set!  GO!!!!" yelled Mr Smith as he clapped the wooden blocks together.  It sounded like a gunshot echoing around the pool. I pushed off the wall. I felt so temped to look at who was behind me but I thought I would be passed by someone if I did.  

 I kicked with all my might and I was only a metre away from the finish line. I reached the finish line. I had won my race! I had put some points on the score board for my house.  I felt so proud of myself!